 “ Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. ” ~ George Burns
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“ And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.' ” ~ George Burns
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“ At my age flowers scare me. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Be quick to learn and wise to know. ” ~ George Burns
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Inspiring Quotes : |
“ Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. ” ~ George Burns
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“ By the time you are 80, you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Beginning Funny Quote of the Day ” ~ George Burns
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“ By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ” ~ George Burns
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ” ~ George Burns
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“ For forty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ” ~ George Burns
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“ How can I die? I'm booked. ” ~ George Burns
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“ Happiness? A good cigar, a good woman, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. ” ~ George Burns
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“ I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty. ” ~ George Burns
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