 | “ Life Lives, Life Dies. Life Laughs, Life Cries. Life Gives Up and Life Tries. And Life looks different through Everyone's Eyes. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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 | “ Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution? ” ~ Groucho Marx
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 | “ Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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 | “ Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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 “ A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ [When Judy Garland lost the 1954 best actress Oscar to Grace Kelly in] The Country Girl, ... Dear Judy, this is the biggest robbery since Brinks. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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Inspiring Quotes : |
“ Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ A man is only as old as the woman he feels. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ A man's only as old as the woman he feels. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Blood's not thicker than money. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ All geniuses die young. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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