“ I don't care how the Word of God applies here. This is a courtroom, not a church, so don't preach to me. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...And you ought to be ashamed of yourself! ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...Do you feel as if you're getting whipped? [laughs] You sure are! ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...I am not going to ask you to leave. But, the next time you come into my courtroom, dress more appropriately. You are not going to a beach party. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...I would trust your witness much more if he didn't have holes in his jeans. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...I eat morons like you for breakfast. You're gonna be crying before this is over. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...I think you ought to be quiet. You know, they don't need anybody stirring up the pot. You're a pot-stirrer. ” ~   Judge Judy
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Inspiring Quotes : |
“ ...Of course I'm right; I'm always right. I'm like a truth machine. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...I've got a message for all you single people out there, in the audience, so listen to me very carefully - Aside from no joint bank accounts, no joint credit cards, no joint visas until you're married, take this home with you: NEVER cosign on anybody's behalf for anything, and I mean NOT EVER! [to the plaintiff] Having said that, I think you should have brought your case to me sooner. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...Take your hands off your hips and stand up straight, like you're in court... Uncross your arms. You are not at the beach... Hey, stop swaying! It's making me nauseous. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...That's going to be the most expensive curse word you ever said! ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...So you didn't feel the need to file taxes last year, huh? That's very interesting; I'll make sure the IRS receives a copy of this tape. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...That's why they don't let people drink until they're 21 years old, because even 21-year-olds are morons. 2-year-olds and 19-year-olds are double-morons. They shouldn't even be allowed out of the house after nine o'clock at night. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...You are not a good witness. Because a good witness answers a Judge's question directly, and my question to you was a very simple one. A SIX YEAR OLD COULD ANSWER IT! ” ~   Judge Judy
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ ...This is your aggravation. Not his. He doesn't want your aggravation. Byrd doesn't want your aggravation... [to the bailiff]... Do you, Byrd? ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means that you need to be quiet. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ And You Ought To Be Ashamed Of Yourself ! ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ ...You're lying. I can tell because the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up. ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ Did you forget you were coming to coming to court today? ” ~   Judge Judy
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“ Beauty fades. Dumb is forever. ” ~   Judge Judy
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