“ The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. ” ~   Mark Twain
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Inspiring Quotes : |
“ The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ You can not depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. ” ~   Mark Twain
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings cons. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Funny: A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. ” ~   Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. ” ~   Mark Twain
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