 “ Funny: Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ... and now wish to withdraw that statement. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ” ~ Mark Twain
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“ Funny: Without fools the rest of us could not succeed. ” ~ Mark Twain
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