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	“ I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. ” ~ Steven Wright
	“ I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ” ~ Steven Wright
	“ Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. ” ~ Steven Wright
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“ Funny: Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: On the other hand, you have different fingers. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Funny: You can't have everything... where would you put it? ” ~ Steven Wright
Inspirational Quotes :
“ Funny: You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ A tax on people who are bad at math. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small country. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ” ~ Steven Wright
“ Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! ” ~ Steven Wright
“ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ” ~ Steven Wright


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