| “ Right from the very first time we held you in our arms, we knew you were special. Today we find ourselves really happy to see you grown up so beautifully. Happy Birthday to our little princess. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ START EACH DAY LIKE IT'S YOUR Birthday. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ FANTASTIC ANSWER BY ABDUL KALAM TO A QUESTION ASKED BY BBC: DEFINE Birthday: KALAM: "THE ONLY DAY IN YOUR LIFE .... YOUR MOTHER SMILED WHEN YOU CRIED". ” ~ Abdul Kalam
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| “ New Year's Day is every man's Birthday. ” ~ Charles Lamb
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“ I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. ” ~ Demetri Martin
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“ My friend's little sister asked this. If Christmas is Jesus's Birthday then why do we get presents? ” ~ Author Unknown
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“ People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh Birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. ” ~ George Burns
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“ People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my 87 Birthday. I tell them a paternity suit. ” ~ George Burns
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“ The reason we're doing this now is because I'm booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th Birthday ” ~ George Burns
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“ This Birthday is going to be more expensive than you thought! ” ~ Judge Judy
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“ Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a Birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. ” ~ Jim Gaffigan
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“ How many observe Christ's Birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments. ” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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“ A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her Birthday. ” ~ Erma Bombeck
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“ I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my Birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday? ” ~ Erma Bombeck
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ The best advice I was ever given was on my twentyfirst Birthday when my father said,"Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it. ” ~ Josh Billings
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“ tomorrow was her Birthday, and she was thinking how fast the years went by, how old she was getting, and how little she seemed to have accomplished. Almost twentyfive and nothing to show for it. ” ~ Louisa May Alcott
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“ The return of my Birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. ” ~ Samuel Johnson
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“ It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a Birthday in seven years. ” ~ Robert Orben
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“ You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. . ” ~ Robert Frost
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“ Christmas : How many observe Christ's Birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments. ” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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