 | “ Life is a Funny thing with the twists and turns And in the bad times it just breaks and burns. But as you get older you just live and learn And shrug your shoulders and be the bigger man. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ This is what the word FATHER stands for. F - Funny, A - Adorable, T - Thoughtful, H - Helpful, E - Elegant, R - Reliable. But the real father just means more than words. Happy Father's Day !! ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : Causes of Over Drinking :-) Bar Exit Entry. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : Teacher to student: " One day our country will be corruption Free". Which Tense is it? Student : Sir, It is "FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE". ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : My wife said she'd be ready in five minutes. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : If child labour is a big crime Then Why Teacher gives us a lot of Homework. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : Handwriting Teaching Institute Special course for Doctors. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : Galileo: Great Mind, Einstein: Genius Mind, Newton: Extraordinary Mind, Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind, Me: Nevermind. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny: Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life.- Shakespere , Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten your life. - Shakespere's Wife :-) ” ~ William Shakespeare
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 | “ Funny: Height of laziness. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny: Lost your pen = no pen, No pen = no notes, No notes = no study, No study = Fail, Fail = no diploma, No diploma = no work, No work = no money, No money = no food, No food = skinny, Skinny = ugly, Ugly = no Love, No Love = no marriage, No marriage = no children, No children = alone, Alone = depression, Deprission = sickness, Sickness = death . Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny : I only had enough room to go up to 2012. Ha! That'll freak somebody out someday. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Sharing an Umbrella with a Friend in a windy Rainstorm even though the Umbrella Flips inside out and You both still get wet. a Funny Moment. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ If you enjoy someone's company, tell them. They might enjoy yours too. If you think someone is Funny, tell them. They might think you're Funny too. If you love someone, tell them. They might Love you Too. There is nothing Better in Life than feeling Loved. Make someone Happy! ” ~ Kate M
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 | “ At the beginning of the day, it's Funny how you can set your mind to inspire, help, or share wisdom with others. Throughout the day you try your best to do it. But, at the End, you feel like the only one who got inspired, helped, and wiser is you. Wrong! Put away that false thought, I tell you. You have most certainly achieve your goal. Inspiring inspired you. Helping helped you. Sharing wisdom made You Wiser. ” ~ Thierry Lemieux Campeau
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 | “ Funny: How to Understand Women. Part 2 comming soon :-) ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Cute Guys make you Crazy, Hot Guys make you Drool, Cool Guys make you day Dream, but Funny Guys make you Fall in Love without you ever Knowing it. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ I'm actually not Funny I'm just really mean and people think I'M JOKING. ” ~ Author Unknown
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 | “ Funny: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. ” ~ Joan Rivers
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 | “ Funny: We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. ” ~ Author Unknown
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