 “ Funny: A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.. ” ~ Kevin Nealon
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“ Funny: A man's only as old as the woman he feels. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Funny: A little abuse keeps the joints loose. ” ~ Wayne M. Schmidt
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“ Funny: A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ” ~ Jack Benny
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“ Funny: A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. ” ~ Lucille Ball
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“ Funny: A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. ” ~ Sir Winston Churchill
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“ Funny: A man in the house is worth two in the street. ” ~ Author Unknown
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Inspiring Quotes : |
“ Funny: A Person who can explain color to Blind Man can explain any thing In Life. ” ~ Author Unknown
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“ Funny: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ” ~ Steven Wright
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“ Funny: A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. ” ~ Yogi Berra
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“ Funny: A little greed can get you lots of stuff. ” ~ Author Unknown
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“ Funny: A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ” ~ Evan Esar
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“ Funny: A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. ” ~ Christopher Morley
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“ Funny: A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.. ” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ Funny: A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. ” ~ Author Unknown
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“ Funny: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.. ” ~ Claude Pepper
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“ Funny: A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after. ” ~ Peter De Vries
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“ Funny: A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. ” ~ Samual Goldwyn
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“ Funny: A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age. ” ~ Author Unknown
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“ Funny: Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. ” ~ Josh Billings
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