| “ Funny: Lost your pen = no pen, No pen = no notes, No notes = no study, No study = Fail, Fail = no diploma, No diploma = no work, No work = no money, No money = no food, No food = skinny, Skinny = ugly, Ugly = no Love, No Love = no Marriage, No Marriage = no children, No children = alone, Alone = depression, Deprission = sickness, Sickness = death . Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ Marriage is a Wonderful Institution, But who want to Live in an Institution. ” ~ Groucho Marc
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| “ Love is an ideal thing, Marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. ” ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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| “ No sooner met but they looked; no sooner looked but they loved.. ” ~ William Shakespeare
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| “ Best Wishes and Happy Anniversary ... May your Marriage be Blessed with Love, Joy and Companionship for all the years of your Lives.... ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ Rules for a Happy Marriage: Never both be angry at the same time. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. If one of you HAS to win an argument, let it be your mate. If you have to criticize, do it lovingly. Never bring up mistakes of the past. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled. At least once every day try to say one kind or complimentary thing to your life's partner. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness. It takes two to make a quarrel, and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ Marriage ! I 'm here not because I'm supposed to be here or, because I'm trapped here, but because I'd rather be with you Ihan anywhere else in the world. ” ~ Richard Bach
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Inspiring Quotes : |
| “ Now a days Love Marriage means . To marry ur own lover. Arranged Marriage means to marry others lover. It hurts , but 100 % true. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ Marriage IS LIKE A DECK OF CARDS. IN THE BEGINNING ALLYOU NEED IS TWO HEARTS AND A DIAMOND. BY THE END, YOU WISH YOU HAD A CLUB AND A SPADE. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution? ” ~ Groucho Marx
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| “ A successful Marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ” ~ Author Unknown
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| “ Before Marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After Marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. ” ~ Marilyn Monroe
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“ Love in Marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end. ” ~ Alphonse Karr
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“ Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.
” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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Inspirational Quotes : |
“ If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you will never end up with a nag. ” ~ Zig Ziglar
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“ Many Marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. ” ~ Zig Ziglar
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“ I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my Marriage. ” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
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“ The appropriate age for Marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirtyseven for men. ” ~ Aristotle
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“ A temporary insanity curable by Marriage. ” ~ Ambrose Bierce
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“ Love: A temporary insanity curable by Marriage. ” ~ Ambrose Bierce
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