 “ Women are equal because they are not different any more ” ~ Erich Fromm
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“ Instead of warning pregnant Women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck ” ~ George Carlin
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“ I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, Women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help. ” ~ George Carlin
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“ Instead of warning pregnant Women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. ” ~ George Carlin
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“ Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ” ~ George Carlin
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“ There are Women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi. ” ~ George Carlin
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“ Think of how it all started: America was founded by slave owners who informed us, "All men are created equal." All "men," except Indians, niggers, and Women. Remember, the founders were a small group of unelected, white, male, land-holding slave owners who also, by the way, suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. To my mind, that is what's known as being stunningly--and embarrassingly--full of shit. ” ~ George Carlin
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“ It seems to me a certainty that the fatalistic teachings of Mohammed and the utter degradation of the Arab Women are the outstanding causes for the arrested development of the Arab. He is exactly as he was around the year 700, while we have been developing. ” ~ George Patton
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“ The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and Women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. ” ~ George Washington
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“ Anyone who says he can see through Women is missing a lot. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ I think Women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Man does not control his own fate. The Women in his life do that for him. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Most young Women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.) ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow Women. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all Women agree upon. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ Women should be obscene and not heard. ” ~ Groucho Marx
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“ I can say with conviction that the struggle which evil necessitates is one of the greatest blessings. It makes us strong, patient, helpful men and Women. It lets us into the soul of things and teaches us that although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcomings of it. My optimism, then, does not rest on the absence of evil, but on a glad belief in the preponderance of good and a willing effort always to cooperate with the good, that it may prevail. ” ~ Helen Keller
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“ Masculine exhalations are, as a rule, stronger, more vivid,more widely differentiated than those of Women. In the odor of young men there is something elemental, as of fire, storm, and salt sea. It pulsates with buoyancy and desire. It suggests all the things strong and beautiful and joyous and gives me a sense of physical happiness. ” ~ Helen Keller
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“ The few own the many because they possess the means of livelihood of all ... The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor. The majority of mankind are working people. So long as their fair demands - the ownership and control of their livelihoods - are set at naught, we can have neither men's rights nor Women's rights. The majority of mankind is ground down by industrial oppression in order that the small remnant may live in ease. ” ~ Helen Keller
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“ Women do not win formula one races, because they simply are not strong enough to resist the G-forces. In the boardroom, it is different. I believe Women are better able to marshal their thoughts than men and because they are less egotistical they make fewer assumptions. ” ~ Henry Ford
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